Right then. I'll be honest with you. I'm not in Paris. I'm in Ramsbottom, which is a small town in Greater Manchester where the fanciest thing on the high street is a particularly good cheese shop. But hear me out, because I can absolutely build you a website from here.
I don't speak much French, but I'm fluent in HTML, CSS and making small businesses look brilliant online. And the beauty of web design is that it works exactly the same whether I'm eating a croissant on the Champs-Elysees or a bacon sandwich on Bolton Street. The bacon sandwich wins, by the way, every single time.
Because the internet doesn't care where I'm sitting when I build your site. Your website will load just as fast in the 1st arrondissement as it does in Bury. I hand-code everything from scratch, no templates, no WordPress, no drag-and-drop nonsense. Just clean, fast websites that actually get found on Google, whether that's google.fr or google.co.uk.
I've been doing this for over 20 years. I've looked after IT for companies spanning 170+ countries. Paris is practically local by comparison.
Everything is done remotely. We talk over email, video call, or phone. I build your site, you review it, we tweak it until it's right. Fixed prices in pounds, not euros, but I'm happy to do the conversion if it makes you feel more continental. Websites from £499, fully managed from £30 a month.
I also set up business email, provide remote IT support, and build AI chatbots that can handle enquiries on your website in any language, which is handy because my French really does stop at "bonjour" and "ou est la gare."
Look, I know this page is a bit ridiculous. But if you're a business in Paris and you've somehow ended up here, you've found a web designer who charges fairly, answers his phone, and builds proper websites by hand. The fact that I'm 500 miles away and surrounded by hills instead of boulevards doesn't change any of that.