Right. I'm fairly sure there are more bears than businesses in Yellowstone, but if you're running a lodge, a tour company, or a gift shop next to a geyser, I can build you a website. From Ramsbottom. Which is in Greater Manchester. Which is about 4,500 miles from the nearest bison.
I'll admit this is the most absurd page on my entire website. I've got area pages for Bolton, Bury, Rochdale, all the sensible ones. And then there's this. A page about providing web design services to a national park. But you're here now, so let's crack on.
Old Faithful erupts roughly every 90 minutes. My websites are up 99.9% of the time. I'm not saying I'm more reliable than a geological phenomenon, but the numbers don't lie.
I hand-code every website from scratch. No WordPress, no templates, no drag-and-drop builders. Just clean, fast code that loads properly even if the WiFi signal near Old Faithful is being temperamental. Which, from what I understand, it absolutely is.
If you run any kind of business in or around Yellowstone, you need a website that works on mobile phones, loads quickly on patchy connections, and shows up on Google when tourists search for things to do. That's exactly what I build.
Hand-coded websites from £499. Fully managed from £30 a month with hosting, SSL, support and a business email forwarder included. I also set up Microsoft 365, provide remote IT support, and build AI chatbots that can handle enquiries on your website while you're out watching elk or whatever it is people do in Yellowstone when they're not at work.
Everything is done remotely. Email, video call, phone. I've managed IT services across 170+ countries. Yellowstone is just one more pin on the map, albeit the one with the most thermal activity.
The time difference works well, actually. I'm seven or eight hours ahead, depending on the season. So while you're finishing up for the day, I'm already tomorrow. It's like having a web designer who can see the future, except I can't, I'm just in a different time zone and slightly damp from the rain.
Look. If you've found this page, you're either very lost on the internet or you have a genuine appreciation for a web designer who doesn't take himself too seriously. Either way, I build proper websites, I charge fairly, and I answer my phone. British design, made in England, delivered to a national park. Even from 4,500 miles away, that's more than most web designers offer.